---> ohwell.....
Mom: Why the hell do you want them to be together but you also want her for yourself?
Me: IT'S TIFFANY, MOM... OF COURSE I WANT HER TO BE MINE!
Mom: ...
Me: but TaeYeon is the second best choice for her... They are cute together and I ship them to death....
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: What?
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Are you lesbian?